UPS delivery magic!

UPS had recently dropped some packages off at my door and I noticed something funny about this delivery. There was a floating doormat with nothing under it! This must have been the work of the UPS elves. I had to look twice at the place where I usually wipe my feet to realize that they had put my parcels under the mat. Just kidding. I don't know what the UPS driver hoped to accomplish by placing my door mat over any amount of boxes or delivery envelopes awaiting my arrival. If anything I think that this draws more attention to the valuable boxes that lay outside my door for thieves to ponder what the contents are. I guess you get what you pay for though, its a simple equation.

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